Tuesday, July 11 @ 7:47 PM
Siyi, your match is Tiger Woods!
Congratulations — you just scored a hole in one! Golf prodigy/Nike pitch-man/all-around cutie Tiger Woods is your celebrity match. Not only is he a links superstar — he's won practically every tournament he's ever entered as a pro, including the Masters Tournament and the U.S. Open — but he's got a Stanford-quality head on those polo-shirted shoulders, too. That combo really melts your heart (the great smile, come-hither eyes, and hefty bank account don't hurt, either). This born winner is one fella you definitely don't want to let get away. But since you've always had a soft spot for the sporty ones, we're sure you knew that already. So pat yourself on the back for getting matched with the talented Tiger. After all, one round with this above-par catch, and we're sure you'd feel like a champion.
HAHA wow.